Different Achievements 2

WAIT! Before Zesper locks this topic, I have (I Think) authority to do this...
me and Conquest, in real life, have thought of ideas, actually I thought of them (No offense CS) and Conquest decided which ones he lieked. I cannot post pop sekret ones to the pub.

Achievements:

Double 0 Seven
This player posted at least 7 times.


1337-Speak
This player is fluent in one of three different kinds of 1377-5934k.


THIS IS SPARTA!
This player posted at least 300 times.


Tech Suport
This player posted/admittd that he/she has problems completing simple technical procedures at lest 5 times.


Conquest Slap
This player hurt ConquestStrike's feelings/pride.


Fire Breath
This player is considered a flamer


First Post In E Minor
This player was the very first player to post! (Hint: It's ConquestStreak)


Caturday
This player posted 5 or more LOL cats.


That's all for now. REMEMBER! These Achievements are not active right now....So don't go posting LOL Cats for no reason. Plz comment and share your thoughts and Zesper.... don't block.....

Fail... LoLCats... Flame breathe but some are random.. and some suck!

YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SPOIL THEM!

Jeez. What a fail.

Trust me, and put this in the site carpenter's secret forum.

Nobody can see, it, so we can plot there.

Nice finding the pictures, however.

Sorry Conquest.......But hey.........now they'll be begging for more!

Sheperd Of Faith wrote:

Plz comment and share your thoughts and Zesper.... don't block.....

Never said anything about locking.

But, being the angel of mercy I am, I'll keep it open for a little while longer so I can tell you how bad of an idea I think this is.

Once: None of these require any real skill to accomplish, and will only promote spamming.

Twice: Whom, may I ask, will be keeping track of what everybody posts to be able to dish out rewards? Certainly not me.

Thrice: Most of these rewards have something to do with dated memes. I mean "THIS IS SPARTA!"? Seriously? We're trying to attract intelligent people, not beat them over the head with a blunt object.

I could go on, but I think these are enough reasons.

Don't get me wrong, I don't hate you or anything (yet), but I think you need to come up with better ideas.

We've already decided that we're using achievements.
However, I have an idea that reduces spamming.
Thing is, there'll be only one chance (In many cases) to receive the achievement.

Sections that I want to promote, however, may have multiple chances to receive an achievement.

Spam is like in this part of the subject, Not to be judgemental

Zesper........that really hurt.........it.....took....me......years......to........
SCREW THIS! I totally agree that these are lame, stupid, and fail......BUT YOU KNOW WHAT!?
ConquestStreak helped me......so he gets part of the blame too! HE thought that these were funny......HE thought tht they were smart.......HE thinks that Mc Donalds should have more INTERNET ACCESIBILITY! You get the achievement for making me sad........

Wow a achievement of Sad person wow. That like SERIOUSLY fails. But that weird...
But the person that has the best come back should a have a comeback... oh wait I should post a Come back Topic in Forum Games. Anyway... it kinda fails

That's what she said.............

I think we're done here...

Closing comments, anyone?

I still think it is too random

Just lock it.

HOPEFULLY, Sheperd, You better put this in the construction site.

So WE can Specifically plan. With no other, nameless people muscling in and spamming for achievements.

Permission to Lawk: Green Light

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